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askabrasivetali:

(ObligatoryPhoenixArmorJoke.png)

(via fuckyeah-masseffect)

posted 3 hours ago || 397 notes


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posted 15 hours ago || 1,846 notes

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:

stunningpicture:

My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.

are you telling me this isnt a cartoon piano

i-am-fangirl-hear-me-squeal:

stunningpicture:

My friend painted a piano to look like a cartoon piano. This is the final result.

are you telling me this isnt a cartoon piano

(via drawspoopymisha)

posted 21 hours ago || 135,618 notes

damonssalvatoree:

yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA

THEYRE WEARING PEOPLE CLOTHES!!

damonssalvatoree:

yadell:

mano-bey:

I AM THE DANGER!

WHAT IS WRONG WITH AUSTRALIA

THEYRE WEARING PEOPLE CLOTHES!!

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via drawspoopymisha)

posted 1 day ago || 316,173 notes

xdolcegabbana:

Their faces though. *-*

xdolcegabbana:

Their faces though. *-*

(Source: xfloralisx)

posted 1 day ago || 49 notes


Elie Saab Haute Couture | Fall Winter 2013

Elie Saab Haute Couture | Fall Winter 2013

(Source: hc-fashion, via fairyroses)

posted 1 day ago || 855 notes

anidragon:

sizvideos:

How Gamers Eat Their Food - Video

Meanwhile, Mass Effect makes the horse cry, then drinks their tears.

(via madetobreak)

posted 2 days ago || 119,082 notes

Vanity Fair’s 2007 Hollywood Portfolio ‘Killers Kill, Dead Men Die’ shot by Annie Leibovitz.

(Source: lmnpnch, via samwiselane)

posted 2 days ago || 7,901 notes


(via ar-bie)

posted 2 days ago || 102,512 notes

writingelements:

The exact speech I give all my characters before I start writing.

(Source: mishawinsexster, via landstriderdovahkiin)

posted 3 days ago || 427,196 notes

rosestripedsuit:

cyrusstarchaser:

"Draw me like one of your french archeologists"


#Teal’c: i do not understand that reference doctor jackson#Sam almost falls off the stairs laughing#Jack poorly disguises his snort of laughter as a cough#when they get back they order pizza and watch it#Teal’c asks Sam to do the math to figure out exactly how likely it was that the door would’ve held both of them#her answer amounts to: 99.9999% likely the door would’ve saved him if she’d moved her ass over#Stargate#text post fanfic#Stargate SG-1#SG-1#sg1

rosestripedsuit:

cyrusstarchaser:

"Draw me like one of your french archeologists"

(Source: gatecrazy, via gatecrazy)

posted 3 days ago || 635 notes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

mondozuryuu:

rabblerowser:

skilledcunnilinguist:

silver-whale:

This is unspeakably perfect.

I died.

I guess you could say this moment was stone cold gold

yes

(via obsessionisaperfume)

posted 3 days ago || 186,100 notes

"Chris and I have been in a lot of dark places together, and the thing I love about Chris, we met over some ‘apple juice’ and it was like one of those experiences where there’s a dude you meet and you’re like ‘Man, you’re a cool dude.’ Then a whole bottle of ‘apple juice’ later you’re like ‘Man, we’re friends.’ Just a dark, dark place."- Anthony Mackie.

(Source: sambuckys, via partyelkisinthethroneroomtonight)

posted 4 days ago || 22,625 notes

nevver:

Michelle Blade

(Source: michelleblade, via themiseducationofb)

posted 4 days ago || 3,381 notes

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