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barriss:

An enlightening interview of Josh Groban by Josh Groban.

I have learned a lot.

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morethanslightly:

liminal-zone:

#THIS MAKES ME SO ANGRY #like #STEVE #oh my god #please allow yourself to say five extra words #natasha’s trying so hard to give you an opening #but you’re so damn determined not to bleed on anyone #you would rather bleed to death inside #god #walking wounded steve rogers

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buzzfeed:

Animal puns? ANIMAL PUNS!

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fatfatties:

How to Make Groot Cupcakes 

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gravityhurts-sosweet:

this will never be not funny.

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How do you groom your fantastic eyebrows? (x)

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  • John: Don't let go of the controls!
  • Rodney: You snapping doesn't help
  • John: This is why parents get other people to teach their kids how to drive.
  • Rodney: I am both insulted and touched by that
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There is a cookie, sitting on my kitchen bench. It’s origins I know nothing about. There are no cookie making tools about. Is it a cyanide or laxative laced cookie? I know not. However I’m ashamed to say there’s a part of me that is temped to eat it anyway. Just to find out. The cookie calls. It beckons. For the love of Dionysus, would someone please save me from this wretched cookie!

There is a cookie, sitting on my kitchen bench. It’s origins I know nothing about. There are no cookie making tools about. Is it a cyanide or laxative laced cookie? I know not. However I’m ashamed to say there’s a part of me that is temped to eat it anyway. Just to find out. The cookie calls. It beckons. For the love of Dionysus, would someone please save me from this wretched cookie!


GET TO KNOW DC COMICS QUEEN: Lois Lane
↳ “[Lois Lane] just has this absolute loyalty for what is good and right and just, and it parallels what Superman is and what he embodies.”

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mintypineapple:

Beautiful.

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hawxkeye:

This was never going to work if they didn’t have something to —

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